One track minds the pair of them.

What do you think Pat has been doing after displaying such fine form so far this year. Tuning his skills perhaps? No he popped off to Paris for some romantic fine dining with his girlfriend. Hardly the display of dedication to his sport we have come to expect from the man. He didn't even take his bike!
I haven't had a chance to check whether 'the one' has come back with a rock the price of a Colnago on her finger, but I reckon there will be bells ringing this summer or I'll eat my helmet.

Simon flew to New York with his wife and managed to get admitted to hospital with pancreatitis thanks to his complete over indulgence throughout the Christmas break. Who knows when he will be back on his bike.

What a team eh?